Offensive Pens
Guaranteed to make a statement at the office!
Order now for delivery by Wed 4th December
Guaranteed to make a statement at the office!
Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side.
Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:
1. Actually, just f**k off.
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell.
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I'm working.
Delivery Information
We only despatch and process orders Monday to Friday. We do not despatch at weekends or bank holidays. If you order on a weekend your order will not be processed until the next working day.
We do not offer same day delivery on any of our products.
During busy periods such as Christmas, orders can be delayed. We will always aim to deliver on your specified date where a date has been selected. If you choose deliver ASAP, we will not prioritise your order and it may not be shipped the same day.
Delivery Options
Country | Service | Cost |
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*Service availability and prices may vary upon other items in your basket. Available UK delivery options vary by postcode. | ||
United Kingdom | Standard Delivery | £2.99 |
United Kingdom | First Class Post | £3.99 |
United Kingdom | Next Working Day Courier | £5.99 |
United Kingdom | Saturday Delivery Courier | £5.99 |
United Kingdom | Sunday Delivery Courier | £5.99 |
Are you looking to order in bulk?
If you are ordering over 10 items, please feel free to order all of your items online in one go. Then at the checkout page, click the multiple addresses button. You can then send us the different addresses for us to ship to.
We welcome corporate orders and can accommodate most budgets. We are happy to fulfill on your behalf to clients, staff, colleagues or customers. We can personalise hampers and even include your own additions to our hampers, for example greetings cards or brochures.
If you would like to discuss a large bulk order or something that is a bit more unique, please contact us.
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